Hello… I’m the narrator of the satire WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia! and the picture of the flat-nose bitch, Bow Wow, with the author, well those two conservatives have cobbled together this novel as an aid to better understand that ideology of ‘the left,’ liberalism.
For far too long, the absurdity of the ‘moonbats‘ has been left unchallenged…it is now time to challenge their absurdities with absurdities. When it comes to debating the issues with goofballs, we too will be using five-syllable, flabbergasting, silly, sounding words to appear smart, but when boiled down to their essence make little to no sense of any kind, sort of like a homeless person who sits around yelling at pigeons all day.
One such blow is delivered by the featured serial: WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia! It is available as an ebook at a variety of book sites, including Smashwords.
WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia! is a dry, humorous, juvenile look at a future America should the liberals get their way. Yes, this novel is a bit lampoonish…perhaps, even goofy…maybe, even boarding on the moronic. What’s more, I know not everyone is going to find the thing funny, especially liberals…But, some people will! I hope you’re one of them.
The year is 2020 when Professor Felix Schwartz, your typical, garden variety, liberal college professor, steps out in front of a Mack truck and the lights go out. Thirty years pass by, all the while Schwartz remains a walking vegetable and ward of the state.
By 2050 the country has gone through some changes thanks to a slight shift in the makeup in the country’s populace giving liberals control over Washington. In that thirty years the country becomes the veritable paradise progressives have long sought to create, but more resembling a third-world, banana republic where English is replaced by twenty-five variations of gang slang, no one gets beyond third grade, rioting and something resembling football with hockey sticks are the national pastimes. There is now a “Forever President,” welfare moms have replaced small business, corn is the cornerstone of industry, and people drive around in either battery-powered, bubble cars, or Latino low-riders.
While non-thinking, Schwartz is led around on a doggie leash, has become something called a ‘pinball,’ has names ranging from “Vic” to “Dick” to “Bic” and spends his day bouncing around the fenced playground of a former elementary school turned asylum for the insane, before he suddenly awakens to discover the liberal version of paradise has really arrived! Oh boy!
Serial: WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!
Paperback: 262 page
Publisher: Amazon; CreateSpace; 1st edition (August 26, 2013); 2nd edition (February 26, 2014) Language: English ISBN-10: 1492193054 ISBN-13: 978-1492193050
One reader had this say, “Seriously! Hilarious read, hopefully no one in any way connected to our current liberal legislatures reads this! Too many frighteningly “good” ideas for them to enact! Great piece of political satire, strikes too close to home, at times though…Scary but so true of some of the “unintended consequences” of our liberal doctrinaires wish to put forth. Should be required reading in every Political Fundamentals 101 course. In some ways this is scarier than Orwell’s 1984!”