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Joe-Bob

Somewhere on I-95 in the state of New Hampshire, a routine stop for speeding by Patrolman Jack Smith, and partner, James Thompson.

“Drivers license and registration, please.”

“Dribehs license, uh, I don’t habe a dribehs license.  Lee me lone!”

“Ma’m, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the car.”

“What f’,…huh…? I haben’t done anydigg wrong officeh.”

“Step out of the car, please ma’m.”

“I haben’t done anydigg wrong, duh…uh…?”

Shit, is this going to be another one of these days?  I better call in back up just so I have some backup on my testimony.

“This is Officer Stark, I’m on I-95 one mile east of mile maker 124.  I’m going to need backup.”

“This is dispatch, what’s the nature of your problem?”

. . . .

Garbage day, Washington, D.C. “Joe! Hey, Joe!”

“What is it Harry?” shouted back Joe-Bob from the driver’s seat of the Capitol City garbage truck.

“This guy wants to talk with you.”

Joe-Bob looked in the rear view mirror to see a heavy-set, rapper looking dude standing next to his sidekick looking a upset.

“Great, what now? I can’t just tell him to get lost.  Okay Harry, I’ll be right there.”

“Crap!”

Joe-Bob nearly sprains my ankle when he jumps down, missing the one section of the road with no potholes.

“Yes, what is it?”

“Yo! garbage man!  Right on! You’s stink t’high heaven. ‘S coo’, bro.”

“What?”

“You’s stink, garbage man!”

“What are you talking about?”

“You’s crushed mah’ trashcan. ‘S coo’, bro.”

“Trash can?”

Here comes another local.

“Tyrone, is you havin’ problems wid de garbage joker again?”

Ignorant low life, I’m sick and tired of listening to this.

“Why don’t you go get a job and be productive?”

“To hell wid dat. Man! De guv’ment pays me.”

“What?”

Jesus, I can’t understand any of this gibberish!

“De guv’ment pays me, can’t ya’ und’stant American.”

“The government pays you?”

“Yea, yea, de guv’ment honkyfool.”

Enough of this, why am I talking with this guy? You become a fool when you talk to a fool.

Conservative Wordsmith’er | Fiction Writer | A Satire On Liberalism

“Special gratitude to the motion picture Idiocracy and Cyril M. Kornbluth’s 1951 Sci-Fi Classic The Marching Morons on which the movie was based for the inspiration in writing this ongoing serial novel.”

Excerpt From: Frank B. Thompson III. “WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!.” iBooks.

via Conservative Wordsmith’er | Fiction Writer | A Satire On Liberalism.

Conservative Wordsmith’er | Fiction Writer | A Satire On Liberalism

“My inspiration for scribbling out this novel begins with Idiocracy, that and the actions and events now rolling out before our very peepers…let’s hope the present is just a blip for the history books. But enough about those minor issues…now, on to what is really important…me.”

Excerpt From: Frank B. Thompson III. “WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia!.” iBooks.

via Conservative Wordsmith’er | Fiction Writer | A Satire On Liberalism.

Frank Thompson, WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia

WTF! Satire on Liberalism hits 1,100 Downloads

Frank Thompson, WTF! This is a Liberal Utopia‘Underground’ fiction novel WTF! THIS IS A LIBERAL UTOPIA! has hit 1,100 downloads since first released in late 2014.  See what the publishers don’t want you reading.

The review by Bob Buchanan best sums up what you too might find while leafing through this vision into tomorrow’s utopian America.  Bob begins his review by using one of the new confounded dialects Americans use in place of English in the year 2050.  I’ve taken the liberty to tweak it a bit to make it more accurate sounding.

“Can I aks yous a kwes-son?  Don’t go in bidness, you end up writn legislazzon! Yur Congossmn be beatin on ur do…”

“Seriously! Hilarious read, hopefully no one in any way connected to our current liberal legislatures reads this! Too many frighteningly “good” ideas for them to enact!  Great piece of political satire, strikes too close to home, at times though…”

“Scary but so true of some of the “unintended consequences” of our liberal doctrinaires wish to put forth. Should be required reading in every Political Fundamentals 101 course.”

“In some ways this is scarier than Orwell’s 1984!”

Take a look, read the thing, pen a review on this piece of work, but only if you’re a ‘non-liberal,’  por favor.